Dear Chinese Hackers

Hi. I might be a decadent puertorican westerner to you, but trust me, there is nothing valuable in my home system. No military secrets, no doomsday devices, no porn, no warez, nothing, nada, zilch, zero. Your attempts to look up on my system's skirts are logged and identified. Really, there is nothing on my system that's in your interest. I mean, my firewall has stopped you on your tracks, and I'm grateful and all, but I believe there are better targets out there for your practice runs, don't you think? I don't mean this as a challenge or anything, I'm not l337 enough and trust me, despite of all you've heard around, I'm not a hacker.

Now, I gotta do the laundry and watch a little TV if you don't mind. After all, life goes on.

Laters!

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