Surfing through Alleykat.net stumbled upon a little linkylink and I found out that:

"Your soul is worth £8524. For your peace of mind, 83% of people have a purer soul than you. Get your quote here. "

Um. So my soul is worth almost $17,000.00 US. Woot! Cash in now, honey. Cash in nowwwwwwwwwww. Cash in now babyyyyyyy.....