I think therefore I am, therefore, today I am a cyborg. Assimilated. Using of my nicks, Mr. Something and using this lovely generator, I discovered my true nature. As in:
Mr. Something aka M.R.S.O.M.E.T.H.I.N.G.: Mechanical Robotic Sabotage and Observation Machine/Electronic Technician Hardwired for Infiltration and Nocturnal Gratification

Resistance is futile. You will comply.

End of transmission.